Ditch the Moron Manager: Find a Leader Who Doesn’t Suck
Escape the Boss from Hell: Your Guide to Finding a Sales Manager Who Actually Gets It
Alright, eagle-eyed employees, let’s talk about a topic that can make or break your sales career: finding a manager who isn’t a complete moron.
This isn’t about finding a best friend or a pushover; it’s about identifying a leader who empowers you, supports your growth, and helps you unleash your full potential (and rake in those sweet, sweet commissions).
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The Sad Truth: Most Sales Managers Suck
Let’s be brutally honest: the sales world is infested with managers who couldn’t sell a life raft to a drowning man.
They’re more concerned with micromanaging, attending pointless meetings, and climbing the corporate ladder than actually helping their team succeed.
These clueless clowns will:
- Micromanage Your Every Move: They’ll hover over your shoulder like a helicopter parent, second-guessing your every decision, stifling your creativity, and eroding your confidence. You’ll feel like you’re constantly being watched and judged, with no room to breathe or exercise your own judgment.
- Bombard You with Useless Meetings: They’ll schedule endless meetings that could have been easily summarized in a two-line email, wasting your valuable time and disrupting your workflow. You’ll spend more time sitting in conference rooms than actually selling, leaving you frustrated and unproductive.
- Obsess Over Meaningless Metrics: They’ll focus on vanity metrics and meaningless reports instead of actual results. You’ll be pressured to achieve arbitrary targets that don’t contribute to the company’s bottom line, creating a sense of futility and demotivation.
- Steal Your Ideas: They’ll shamelessly take credit for your brilliant ideas, leaving you feeling undervalued, demoralized, and resentful. Your creativity and innovation will be exploited without recognition or reward.
The Dream Manager: A Leader Who Actually Gets It
But fear not, my friends, there are still good managers out there – leaders who understand that their role is to empower their team, remove obstacles, and create an environment where everyone can thrive and achieve their full potential.
Here’s what to look for in a manager:
- Open-Minded and Supportive: They’re open to new ideas, encourage creativity, and provide constructive feedback that helps you grow and improve. They foster a culture of innovation and collaboration, where your ideas are valued and your contributions celebrated.
- Trusting and Empowering: They trust your judgment, respect your expertise, and give you the autonomy to do your job without excessive oversight or micromanagement. They believe in your abilities and empower you to take ownership of your work.
- Focused on Customer Interactions: They prioritize building relationships with customers, understanding their needs, and closing deals. They recognize that sales is about creating value and solving problems, not just pushing products or meeting quotas.
- Proven Track Record of Success: They have a history of developing and supporting their team, leading to high quota attainment, increased revenue, and overall team success. They are results-oriented and committed to helping their team members achieve their goals.
“Don’t let your potential be stifled by a bad boss! Seek out a leader who empowers, inspires, and fuels your sales success.”
Tom Fox
The Benefits of a Kickass Manager:
A good manager can be a game-changer for your sales career. They can:
- Help you develop your skills and knowledge: They provide opportunities for training, mentorship, and professional development, helping you expand your skillset and become a more effective salesperson.
- Offer guidance and mentorship: They share their experience, insights, and expertise, guiding you through challenges and helping you make informed decisions.
- Open doors to new opportunities: They advocate for your advancement within the company, connect you with valuable contacts, and help you explore new avenues for growth.
- Create a positive and supportive work environment: They foster a culture of collaboration, respect, and open communication, where you feel valued, supported, and motivated to perform at your best.
- Motivate and inspire you to achieve your goals: They set clear expectations, provide constructive feedback, and celebrate your successes, inspiring you to reach your full potential and achieve your sales goals.
Finding the Right Manager: It’s Like Finding a Unicorn (But Not Impossible)
Finding a great manager can feel like searching for a mythical creature – rare and magical.
But it’s not impossible.
Here’s how to increase your chances of finding that perfect fit:
- Do Your Research: Before you even apply for a job, research the company and the team you’d be joining. Look for clues about the management style, company culture, and employee satisfaction. Read online reviews, talk to current or former employees, and get a sense of the leadership team’s values and priorities.
- Ask the Right Questions During the Interview Process: Don’t be afraid to ask direct questions about the manager’s leadership style, expectations, and approach to team development. Inquire about their track record of success, their mentorship philosophy, and how they foster a positive work environment.
- Trust Your Gut: Sometimes, you just get a feeling about a person or a company. If something feels off or doesn’t align with your values, trust your instincts. Don’t settle for a manager who doesn’t inspire you or a company culture that doesn’t feel right.
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Don’t settle for a clueless clown who will hinder your growth and stifle your potential.
Find a manager who will help you unleash your full potential, achieve sales success, and enjoy the journey along the way.

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